so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
