I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
