So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I look better un-naked...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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