Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Four minutes until I can fart!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
