How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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