remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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