Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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