Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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