He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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