Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
