He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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