She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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