I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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