Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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