I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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