I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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