i think my tv is drunk
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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