Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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