even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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