her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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