Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
