I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Terrible idea I love it
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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