After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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