I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
whose ass print is on the piano?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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