Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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