Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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