That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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