Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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