this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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