she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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