Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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