just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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