How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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