Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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