ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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