i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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