can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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