...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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