Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
