what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Randomize
