omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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