Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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