Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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