guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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