Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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