yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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