What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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