Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
This is the high leading the old right now
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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