If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize