I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
vagina is talking i cant
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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