hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
