is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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