if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You made out with two different species that night
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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